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f. | 09/07/06, 13:54 | ‧ 手 ‧ | (1629 Reads)
一間公司掂唔掂, 從佢請人的過程同埋準則, 某程度上可見一班。

早排弊公司請暑期工, 自已 "有幸" 有份睇 CV, 於是驗屍咁驗, 務求保證份 CV 毫無破綻先至請。講真, 大學未畢業的學生寫的 CV, 大多冇工作經驗並勁吹校內活動, 已經難以探其虛實; 文字又一定俾專人執過, 所以其實份份都差不多。我驗得咁認真,皆因諗起早前睇過的另一份 CV...

呢份 CV 係我個肥佬老細 send 俾我 "過目" 的, 佢話係黎自一個之前響匯豐做過的 candidate。我一睇, 實在笑爆咀, 勁多 grammatical mistakes 唔在講, to name a few:

design a perfect SAT plan is one of my dutiesdouble verbs in a single sentence, 錯!
I need to coordinate with different parties including technical and non-technical person前面識得 "parties", 後面就 "technical and non-technical", 但係得一個 "person", 唔通呢個人可以既 technical 又 non-technical?
the computer's technical skills were become solid多餘的 passive voice!
The most interesting project was designed an e-commerce portal詐睇仲以為又係 passive voice, 用 Chinglish 的思考方法先知原來又係錯 grammar, 唉...
when I was grouping with different kind of culture people
  • 無啦啦將唔同人 "分組" 做乜鬼?
  • "different" 之後又得一種 "kind"?
  • "culture people" 即係 "文化人"? 我地要 IT 人咋喎...
I have acquired a computer technician and sales skill during my work with blah blah blah...第一次睇以為佢請左一個 technician 自家用; 再睇先知道自己才疏學淺, "computer technician and sales" 原來係同 "一種" 技能, 之前都未聽過添, 失覺晒
and keep updating my information technology in order to stick with the rapid technology change
  • 佢當自己係一部機器, 要 keep 住落 patch 換零件先有最新 technology?
  • "stick with" 是甚麼意思?
a non-profile stationary sale for Student睇清楚, 係 "stationary sale"! 棟/坐響度郁都唔郁咁賣野! 仲要係 "non-profile" 添, 真係 R 爆頭

以上都只係碎料, 最重要的係兩個致命傷:

  • Cover letter 第二段第一行, 竟然將佢前公司個名串錯做 HSCB!
  • 弊公司登廣告請 SA, 佢 cover letter 第一段話 apply SA, 最後一段就寫左 "assistant officer"!

Spell check 唔鬧當冇錯、毫無誠意的 CV, 睇左一半 cover letter 就大可以放棄, 甚至唔明點解當年 "HSCB" 會請呢種人; 但係我又無聊地睇埋落去, 咦原來佢響澳洲讀大學架...浸完鹹水的英文都寫到咁樣, 實在...

睇完之後我同老細講: "份 CV 好唔掂喎"
"我地請左喇喎...."
"!!........"

一個月之後, 我果 team 就多左一個廢人。好彩佢都唔係響度好耐, 幾個月之後佢又唔撈走左。話時話, 唔知佢響佢份新 CV 度將弊公司個名串成點呢? 不過, 廢 HR 同廢 interviewer 連咁明顯錯晒的 CV 都 filter 唔走, 仲竟然白俾左幾個月人工過佢, 呢單損失又應該點計?

原文: http://bbs.org.hk/pc/pccon.php?id=155&nid=12535&s=all

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[1]

你都算幾有patienceo架啦. 畀着係我去 review CVs 嘅時候,如果我搵到多過三個mistake... NEXT... haha


[引用] | 作者 Geediu | 31/05/08 08:00 | [舉報垃圾留言]

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你好! 我係就黎畢業既大學生。多謝你既資訊,我學到好多野...本人 grammar 真係好一般。


[引用] | 作者 :) | 05/04/13 23:56 | [舉報垃圾留言]